Reward for lost body, missing presumed stolen
September 19, 2012 § 3 Comments
I noticed that around this time, this ‘new’ rather poor substitute was showing a funny rash on my upper torso, face and hands and then finally gave up the ghost around last April.
Im willing to offer a reward of a bag of chips and I’m negotiable on the fish, as long as the body is returned in good condition without any ‘changes’ or additional ‘bits’
You can have this rubbish one in return too, or I’ll arrange for it to be picked up and dumped in the nearest recycling place.
Please, I need the old one back, this one is REALLY getting on my nerves now.
Blooming ‘eck, that plate of fish and chips is making me hungry!