I like big butts and I cannot lie
September 16, 2012 § 18 Comments
These steroids have made me put quite a bit of weight on, as I’ve previously mentioned in a recent post, “Me and my big fat arse“.
Consequently, I have virtually no clothes left that fit me properly. I’m so sick of heaving my fat bum into trousers that are at least a a size too small. Even if I do somehow manage to lever myself into them, excess belly, hangs gaily over the top of them, wobbling as I go.
So yesterday, my lovely little brother (image below – not quite so ‘little’) took me to buy a new pair of fat arsed sized jeans.
Buying clothes is normally one of my most beloved things to do. As I’ve said, I am and always have been, a lover of fabric and clothes and fashion and design. But it just put me in a bad mood having to pick ‘that size’ off the rail, you know the one, the size that you never want to be, the ‘L’ for large or “lard arsed” size. I did it though, I picked a few pairs and went sulking off to the fitting rooms, dragging my gammy leg behind me.
In the well lit (damn you shop owner) well positioned dual mirrored, fitting room, I tried on my L size jeans and I have to admit it was an utter relief to actually be able to put on a pair of trousers without a shoe horn to ram my fat in. They fitted perfectly, no more belly fat hanging over the top and I looked at my big bum in that well positioned dual mirror and I loved it.
I LOVE MY BIG BUTT AND I CANNOT LIE
I was going to put Sir Mix Alot, “Baby Got Back” here, but I’m sorry, way too sexist, so I’ll embed Queen “Fat Bottomed Girls” instead…
It’s so much better than a skinny arse (you were right Eve).
Hate my big belly of course, but oh well, I am female.
So I am now comfortable in my skin, for the time being anyway.