I like big butts and I cannot lie

September 16, 2012 § 18 Comments

Me and my big bum, happy together

These steroids have made me put quite a bit of weight on, as I’ve previously mentioned in a recent post, “Me and my big fat arse“.

Consequently, I have virtually no clothes left that fit me properly. I’m so sick of heaving my fat bum into trousers that are at least a a size too small. Even if I do somehow manage to lever myself into them, excess belly, hangs gaily over the top of them, wobbling as I go.

So yesterday, my lovely little brother (image below – not quite so ‘little’) took me to buy a new pair of fat arsed sized jeans.

Buying clothes is normally one of my most beloved things to do. As I’ve said, I am and always have been, a lover of fabric and clothes and fashion and design. Butย it just put me in a bad mood having to pick ‘that size’ off the rail, you know the one, the size that you never want to be, the ‘L’ for large or “lard arsed” size. I did it though, I picked a few pairs and went sulking off to the fitting rooms, dragging my gammy leg behind me.

In the well lit (damn you shop owner) well positioned dual mirrored, fitting room, I tried on my L size jeans and I have to admit it was an utter relief to actually be able to put on a pair of trousers without a shoe horn to ram my fat in. They fitted perfectly, no more belly fat hanging over the top and I looked at my big bum in that well positioned dual mirror and I loved it.

I LOVE MY BIG BUTT AND I CANNOT LIE

I was going to put Sir Mix Alot, “Baby Got Back” here, but I’m sorry, way too sexist, so I’ll embed Queen “Fat Bottomed Girls” instead…

It’s so much better than a skinny arse (you were right Eve).

Hate my big belly of course, but oh well, I am female.

So I am now comfortable in my skin, for the time being anyway.

My brother Andrew – thanks for making me buy the big butt jeans!

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§ 18 Responses to I like big butts and I cannot lie

  • Love it! You made me laugh again!
    What a lovely bum – the ideal pear shape.
    Even when I’m at my slimmest mine is just plain ugly. Not that I’m at my slimmest very often…

    • susiemorrow says:

      We women are our own worst enemies when it comes to our bums, I bet yours is actually gorgeous Victoria! I think it may be time for a special committee to establish ‘fair play for bums’ or maybe have a “smack an arse for fun” day

  • You make me laugh so hard, thank you ๐Ÿ™‚ Your bum is fabulous! I’ve recently accepted (sort of) my steroid weight. I’ve bought a couple cute oversized tops that could almost pass for maternity, but they make me feel good so, who cares! WHEN we get away from the steroids we will get ourselves back, I just know it! Until then, shake what your momma gave ya! โค to you Sus

    • susiemorrow says:

      I am, at long last, happy with my bottom. And the difference a bigger pair of jeans makes is amazing – I say who cares, it must be jelly coz jam don’t shake like that.

      And you’re right Nicole, am gonna shake ma booty till it hurts! (I said that in an American accent by the way as it just sounds wrong in British) xxx

  • Malcolm says:

    Suz – love that arse. And laughed and laughed. You are an antidote to anybody who is feeling hard done by.

    The others are right: shake what ya momma gave ya.

    And bring on Fair Play for Bums day.

  • jillinois says:

    You crack me up !! I’m glad you found something to cover the buns ๐Ÿ™‚

  • jillinois says:

    BTW- I’d love to have a ‘L’ fit- I used to fit into ‘L’… then a series of ‘X’s crept into my closet when nobody was looking. Considering I live alone, the plural ‘nobody’ means ‘I’. :/

    • susiemorrow says:

      Lets make X into xxxx’s for Jill instead xxxx

      • jillinois says:

        Aw, that’s sweet ๐Ÿ™‚ It’s weird- when I gained weight while on chemo, my lower end didn’t get as floppy as my upper end- still grew, but not in proportion to the northern territories. The ‘girls’ now live under my armpits. Had to find a bra that fits more like a harness for a porn star… ๐Ÿ˜€

      • susiemorrow says:

        LOL pornstar harness?!!! Love your terminology Jill!

        I’ve got the opposite effect, my top half is actually smaller, it’s like its migrated south for the winter

      • jillinois says:

        LOL! I’ve got the ‘closing in on 50 years old’ gravity problem… all over. ๐Ÿ™‚ But, no wrinkles. I’ll wake up one morning and look like a shar pei mated with a prune ! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • susiemorrow says:

        Oh me too Jill – Im planning on being able to dance again by then (18 months to go) and force my friends to watch me boogie – my 50 year old bum will wiggle to some highly inappropriate tune (I might record it for the blog, arggggg)

        LOL love the analogy, unfortunately understand it only too well

      • jillinois says:

        I’ve got 14 months to go ! I’m trying to lose this weight so I don’t go sliding over the hill and land with a thud !

  • Michy says:

    Hi Sus
    I’m Suz’s youngest sister Michy… Just want to let you know that you should be proud of your ‘fat butt’…Hold your head up high and show the world that you are a strong, determined woman…
    Wishing you good health and happiness
    Stay strong
    Michy xx

  • pansurvivor says:

    You look great! As long as you feel good about yourself, that’s all that counts. When I was closing in at nearly 200 pounds I secluded myself and did all my shopping at Goodwill. I could buy them there and then donate them back after I lost the weight, which I did. Actually, I’m preparing myself for my next vasculitis flare because if I don’t, I’ll be in real trouble. At the rate I gain weight on prednisone, I would be 300 pounds and that just doesn’t sit well with me.

    • susiemorrow says:

      Thanks, Im OK, the swollen face is pretty bad and I can’t bear to look in the mirror these days, but so far the weight gain isn’t too much. But what do you do though, you can’t not take the steroids, well you could but then you might end up dying or at the very least being severally disabled. Its a scary thing, Im just hoping that research will find a better way

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